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Zach Schouten

Height:  6'1"
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Green
Shirt Size: XL
Jeans Size: 36

Birthday: September 8, 1999


In His Own Words:

Hey, what's up? I'd flex for you, but hard to do that over an interview form. Anyways, guys are hot. I've always known I was gay, and no one in my family thought anything of it. I guess I had a simple childhood up in Truckee, with many friends and many guys to crush on. I got into UC San Diego on an academic scholarship, but after talking to their captain of the water polo team, I got into that, if only to be around hot guys all the time. That Kody's something else, and I'd better stop before I have an unfortunate accident again.

Q&A Time

What is your biggest fear?


Overcoming that right now. Moving to a new town across the state.

Describe your ideal date.

Skip the frills, go straight into the sex.

What moment in your life gave the biggest impact?

Going into college. Hands down.

What would you do with a million dollars?

Start a strip club that allows people under 21 to get in. No alcohol. Whether it's legal's another story, but who cares? (Still, 18+)

If you were President of the United States, and no one could question your authority, what would your first law be?


If opening a strip club at 18's illegal, then I'll legalize it though. Any lower's a little creepy though.

If you can travel to any country (besides the United States), where would you go?

Ancient Greece, even though it's not around anymore. I'd be a god among other gods.

Would you rather be rich or famous?


Yes. Just yes. Jace, pay me now, 'cause I'm gonna get famous.

What is your favorite thing to do in San Diego?


Now that I'm here, I dunno. Maybe just hang out somewhere?

If you were stuck alone on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on your back, how would you pass the time before being rescued?

Relax. I'd be terrified to do anything else.

If you played a standard MMORPG, which of the following roles would you play? (Tank, Healer, Damage)


I'm not into video games much, but if I had a crush on a guy who did, I'd play along to whatever role he needed me.

If you could teach a school subject to a group of high schoolers, what would it be and why?

Photography, even though I don't know anything about cameras. Maybe Jason'll teach me, but it's an excuse to take pics of hot guys in speedos. I'd love to learn the boss's secrets on how he does it.

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