Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Shirt Size: XL
Jeans Size: 36
Birthday: October 31, 1994
In His Own Words:
I'm Tyler, I dance, and that's all you're getting out of me. My cousin Jace said I had to tone down my colorful language since little babies can see the website, but I really don't care. I like collecting swords, since only dumb apes shoot guns. When I turned 17, a nice-enough drifter let me hitchhike my way to Vegas for reasons I'd rather not get into. If there's a philosophy to go by, it's to always look out for yourself and to be self-reliant. No one's gonna look after you in the world and no one cares either. Tough pill to swallow, but that's life for you.
What is your biggest fear?
Isn't that a personal question? What if I asked you the same thing? No one's going to tell you stuff they fear, since it's fuel for taking advantage of them.
Describe your ideal date.
What moment in your life gave the biggest impact?
You're gonna make me say it aren't you? Don't judge me, but when I was a teenager, I had to take anger management classes. My dad thought they were stupid, and I did so too at first, but over the years, I realized I was turning into him. Ever since, I've been a lot nicer to Jason and offered to pay his tuition with the extra money I get from dancing.
What would you do with a million dollars?
Save it for a rainy day. Already doing that with the first couple mill.
If you were President of the United States, and no one could question your authority, what would your first law be?
All the stuff that annoys me will be banned, punishable by death. Smoking, chewing gum, chewing loudly, making any sort of bodily functional noise in public, guns, football, superhero movies, I could go on for days. Too extreme? Screw you.
If you can travel to any country (besides the United States), where would you go?
Japan hands down. Maybe I was a samurai in a past life, so I want to go there. Plus it’s perfect for loners like me who don’t want to be bothered every time they go to the store for a bag of hot chocolate mix.
Would you rather be rich or famous?
I like the idea of people leaving me alone with my bags of money.
What is your favorite thing to do in San Diego?
Given I don’t live there anymore, I don’t have anything. Vegas on the other hand has those cheapie casinos off the Strip where you can bet a dollar on blackjack. Great for passing time, terrible for winning.
If you were stuck alone on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on your back, how would you pass the time before being rescued?
Find a way to get off, then do it.
If you played a standard MMORPG, which of the following roles would you play? (Tank, Healer, Damage)
Tank. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
If you could teach a school subject to a group of high schoolers, what would it be and why?
PE. Hands down. Make everyone take self-defense, too.