Ryker Kuzenech

Height:  5'11"
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Blue
Shirt Size: L
Jeans Size: 34

Birthday: April 7, 1995

 

In His Own Words:

What's up, dudes? I'm Ryker, and the surf's up. Jace picked me to be a model for him because he knows I have the style, and the bod to go with it. Have you seen my abs? When I'm not showing off, I'm usually helping dudes at the gym get their own swag on or shredding the waves on PB. The three best words to describe me are awesome, sexy, and irresistible. Also, I love soccer, and the only time I'd watch TV is if the big game's on. If you're looking for a dude with personality, I'm your guy.

Q&A Time

What is your biggest fear?

 Being alone, dude. I need people all the time. 

Describe your ideal date.

I'd take a dude out to the beach, listen to the waves, go surfing. Sleep under the stars on the warm sands. Not much to it, dude. Sometimes, you gotta go simple.

What moment in your life gave the biggest impact?

Well dude, it'll have to be the moment I moved to San Diego. 18 years old, and I finally got a chance to spread my wings. Wasn't easy starting out, but no regrets here. Ever since I met Jason, my life has only turned for the better. I owe a lot to the dude, coming up from a nobody to a celeb in a matter of weeks. 

What would you do with a million dollars?

Go on a surfing trip up and down SoCal, then hit each of the islands in Hawaii.

If you were President of the United States, and no one could question your authority, what would your first law be?

I’ll be honest, dude. Statue of me on every street corner. Surfboard and all.

If you can travel to any country (besides the United States), where would you go?

Germany’s always caught my eye. Something about it that I can’t put my finger on. Maybe the language. German’s got that masculine feel to it.

Would you rather be rich or famous?

Dude, that’s way too easy. Fame over money for sure.

What is your favorite thing to do in San Diego?

 

Surf up Mission, or PB, or go on a nice walk around Gaslamp on a cool evening.

If you were stuck alone on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on your back, how would you pass the time before being rescued?

Dude, I’d go crazy within a few days. While I’m good on the imaginary friends, I don’t have the tools or skills needed to make a raft. Never took shop class in high school, so I’d be screwed. Think of all the therapy I’ll need to go through when I get back home.

If you played a standard MMORPG, which of the following roles would you play? (Tank, Healer, Damage)

DPS, dude. You guys thought I was a surfer stereotype? Hey, when I was in high school, my mom bought me this Christian MMO, and it felt so cool shooting holy beams at all the demons in Hell. The church and I have different life goals now, but it was fun while it lasted. I’d love to get into another game, dude, but no time. 

If you could teach a school subject to a group of high schoolers, what would it be and why?

I’d be a soccer coach, and teach PE. No fatties on my watch, dude.

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