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Kyle Gillespie

Height:  6'2"
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Hazel
Shirt Size: XL
Jeans Size: 36

Birthday: April 14, 1997

 

In His Own Words:

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My name is Kyle, and I am a sophomore at UC San Diego. Being a first-generation college student, it is important for me to get good grades and take school seriously. Bodybuilding is also serious business. I have won many awards for my time and effort in the gym, and each one is a symbol of my pride. My father was in the Marines and taught me discipline, respect, duty, and brotherhood. Every man must master those skills, or else he is not a man. Only a puny child. 

Q&A Time

What is your biggest fear?

 

If there is anything to fear besides fear itself, it is the shame of failure. Your reputation is always at stake; one misstep is enough to topple you down the ladder of society. 

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Describe your ideal date.

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I want my date to be the one on top. If she's not happy, then I'm not either. As for what we would do, depends on what she wants. If she's into bowling, I'll do it. If it's golf or tennis, I'll play those too.

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What moment in your life gave the biggest impact?

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I can’t say anything in my life is impactful. Not because it’s boring, but because the word has become meaningless. Everything happens because we are the driving force of our lives. I have no specific story to tell, because there is no reason to tell it.

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What would you do with a million dollars?

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I would buy a nice house here in San Diego, and not have to live in the dorms.

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If you were President of the United States, and no one could question your authority, what would your first law be?

 

Military conscription for everyone. Two years. It would be okay to go to school first, but everyone must serve their country for two consecutive years in order to be a full citizen.

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If you can travel to any country (besides the United States), where would you go?

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Russia. You know why. There or Jamaica.

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Would you rather be rich or famous?

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Rich. Enough said.

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What is your favorite thing to do in San Diego?

 

Train at the gym.

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If you were stuck alone on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on your back, how would you pass the time before being rescued?

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Being rescued? That is unmanly. I would rather build a raft and die in the ocean before being rescued by a bunch of pansies. 

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If you played a standard MMORPG, which of the following roles would you play? (Tank, Healer, Damage)

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I don’t have time for games like that. Only fat basement-dwellers play video games. It is my job to be the best in the real world, not some virtual space where everyone looks like Ryker.

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If you could teach a school subject to a group of high schoolers, what would it be and why?

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Weight training. Drop and give me thirty, then run three miles around the track. What, are you complaining, string bean? That means you run double for every whine you cry out. That runt Jason wouldn’t last long in my class. He’ll get a big F.

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